{"id":50075,"date":"2015-09-01T14:58:28","date_gmt":"2015-09-01T19:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artofmanliness.com\/?p=50075"},"modified":"2021-06-01T19:40:05","modified_gmt":"2021-06-02T00:40:05","slug":"how-to-disappear-in-the-wilderness-a-natural-camouflage-tutorial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/skills\/survival\/how-to-disappear-in-the-wilderness-a-natural-camouflage-tutorial\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Disappear in the Wilderness: A Natural Camouflage Tutorial"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Man<\/p>\n

Editor\u2019s Note: This guest post by Creek Stewart first appeared at willowhavenoutdoor.com<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n

You never know when you might need natural camouflage. Whether to escape and evade or to hunt and stalk, blending into the wilderness around you might be a necessary part of your survival scenario one day, and it\u2019s important that you understand the basics. Luckily, the process is fool-proof, and perhaps surprisingly, fast.<\/p>\n

The Base Layer<\/h3>\n

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It all starts with muddin\u2019 up! It goes without saying that this method of natural camo lends itself to warm weather scenarios. This process also works much better on bare skin<\/em>. I started the whole process by stripping down to my skivvies and then scooping some goopy clay-mud mix from the edge of the pond. There\u2019s really no delicate way to do this — just smear it on! Once you\u2019re all mudded up, the next step is pretty easy.<\/p>\n

\"Man

Get it on nice and thick; a substantial, wet base layer is critical.<\/p><\/div>\n

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I had to go Garden of Eden style in these shots with a Burdock leaf for the sake of decency.<\/p><\/div>\n

Duff and Forest Debris<\/h3>\n

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Forest duff, debris, and leaf litter cover the floor in every type of forest environment. What better material to use than the stuff that exists naturally in the area that you\u2019re in. Just grab handfuls of forest debris and slap it all over your wet, gooey base layer. It will stick, and as the mud dries, it will become cemented into place. You can even roll on the ground; you\u2019ll be surprised what your fly-paper-like body will pick up.<\/p>\n

\"Men<\/p>\n

I know what you\u2019re thinking — it looks itchy. It\u2019s not. The mud layer protects your body from all of the little leaf and twig pricks that you imagine might be happening all over my body. I’m also impressed at how well this keeps the mosquitoes at bay. It\u2019s certainly not 100% effective, but it does help.<\/p>\n

Now, Disappear<\/h3>\n

\"Men<\/p>\n

It\u2019s amazing how quickly you can disappear using this simple two-step natural camo method. A few years back while giving natural camo a stab while hunting I actually had a squirrel run down the tree I was leaning against and eat a nut while sitting on my leg. I kid you not. I could tell he knew something wasn\u2019t quite right but he had no idea he was sitting on a human! It was an amazing experience and that squirrel was delicious (just kidding, I didn\u2019t kill him). And, yes, at that distance I could tell it was a “him.”<\/p>\n

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By the way, my skin feels amazing. I think I\u2019ll start charging for “Natural Camo Full Body Treatments.”<\/p><\/div>\n

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Conclusion<\/h3>\n

Next time you find yourself being chased by a Predator from another planet, don\u2019t forget what you learned here: get naked, mud up, and roll on the ground. In less than 5 minutes you\u2019ll be an unrecognizable fixture in the forest around you.<\/p>\n

Remember, it\u2019s not IF, but WHEN.<\/p>\n

Listen to my podcast with Creek about survival and prepping skills.<\/strong><\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

___________________<\/p>\n

Creek Stewart is a Senior Instructor at the Willow Haven Outdoor School for Survival, Preparedness & Bushcraft<\/a> and the host of the <\/em>Weather Channel’s<\/em> Fat Guys in the Woods. Creek\u2019s passion is teaching, sharing, and preserving outdoor living and survival skills. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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