{"id":23650,"date":"2012-03-30T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-30T21:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/artofmanliness.com\/?p=23650"},"modified":"2026-03-13T11:06:30","modified_gmt":"2026-03-13T16:06:30","slug":"dim-dash-being-a-houseguest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/relationships\/etiquette\/dim-dash-being-a-houseguest\/","title":{"rendered":"Dim &#038; Dash: Being a Houseguest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-23651 size-full\" title=\"10 Houseguest 2\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/\/2012\/03\/10-Houseguest-2.jpg\" alt=\"Dim and Dash being a houseguest illustration.\" width=\"900\" height=\"614\" srcset=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2012\/03\/10-Houseguest-2.jpg 900w, https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2012\/03\/10-Houseguest-2-768x524.jpg 768w, https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2012\/03\/10-Houseguest-2-320x218.jpg 320w, https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2012\/03\/10-Houseguest-2-640x437.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dim and Dash<\/p>\n<p>Being a houseguest<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dim overstays his welcome.<\/li>\n<li>Dash knows fish and visitors stink after three days.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dim and Dash Being a houseguest Dim overstays his welcome. Dash knows fish and visitors stink after three days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23651,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[318,229,42285],"tags":[],"yst_prominent_words":[],"class_list":["post-23650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-etiquette","category-illustrated-guides","category-relationships"],"featured_image_urls":{"large":"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2012\/03\/10-Houseguest-2-538x280.jpg","medium_large":"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2012\/03\/10-Houseguest-2-768x524.jpg","aom":"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2012\/03\/10-Houseguest-2-372x230.jpg","reactor-320":"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2012\/03\/10-Houseguest-2-320x218.jpg","reactor-640":"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2012\/03\/10-Houseguest-2-640x437.jpg"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/app-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/app-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/app-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/app-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/app-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23650"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/app-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":128352,"href":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/app-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23650\/revisions\/128352"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/app-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/app-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/app-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/app-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23650"},{"taxonomy":"yst_prominent_words","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/app-json\/wp\/v2\/yst_prominent_words?post=23650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}