{"id":20840,"date":"2011-10-27T18:30:16","date_gmt":"2011-10-27T23:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/artofmanliness.com\/?p=20840"},"modified":"2021-06-02T16:09:50","modified_gmt":"2021-06-02T21:09:50","slug":"make-a-dining-room-table-by-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/featured\/make-a-dining-room-table-by-thanksgiving\/","title":{"rendered":"Make a Dining Room Table by Thanksgiving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Editor&#8217;s note: This is a guest post from Tuck Oden.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"100_3207\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/\/2011\/10\/100_3207.jpg\" alt=\"Homemade dining table with 4 chairs. \" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re like me, every time you wander through a big-box furniture store, you feel a little insulted. Here you are, a man, staring at relatively simple furniture, being asked to lay down large sums of money for a bookshelf, dining set, or desk. And if you know enough about wood to spot laminate and fiberboard, you\u2019ll quickly see these expensive pieces of furniture have a shelf life (no pun intended) of about two years.<\/p>\n<p>Today I want to show you a project that\u2019s within your reach if you have a few tools, a couple weekends, and the courage to take on something new. If you\u2019re completely new to woodworking, this may be a little ambitious, but if you\u2019ve got a little experience, you shouldn\u2019t encounter too much trouble. Keep in mind that I\u2019m an amateur. I took shop class in high school and have done a few little projects here and there, but I\u2019m certainly no pro.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20843\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20843\" class=\"wp-image-20843 size-full\" title=\"100_3016\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3016.jpg\" alt=\"Wood cutting off inmachines for homemade dining table. \" width=\"500\" height=\"667\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20843\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My two primary pieces of machinery: 10&#8243; Craftsman Table Saw and 10&#8243; Craftsman Radial Arm Saw<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The result of this project is what your wife or girlfriend would call a \u201cRustic,&#8221; \u201cBarn,\u201d or \u201cRanch Style\u201d dining room table. I call it a man table, because it\u2019s made from inexpensive wood, can take a beating, and one day your grandchildren will be serving their kids Thanksgiving dinner on it. Being the man that built that table is, well, manly. I\u2019ve found a few similar tables on Craigslist and furniture sites, starting at around $1200. That\u2019s absurd. I built mine for less than $200, including the chairs I bought for it.<\/p>\n<p>I started by doing some searches around the ol\u2019 internet to find other folks who\u2019ve built their own tables. Using the images and information I found, I started drawing up plans. My table is approximately 6&#8217;x44&#8243;x31&#8243; (LxWxH). You may find different dimensions work better for you (31&#8243; is pretty tall)&#8211;so make your plans however you like. I also built leaves that make the table 8.5\u2019 long.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20947\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20947\" class=\"wp-image-20947 size-full\" title=\"100_3195\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3195.jpg\" alt=\"Measurement for the size of table.\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20947\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Leaves and All for Fall<\/p><\/div>\n<h3><strong>What You&#8217;ll Need<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Shall we get started? <strong>This is going to look far more expensive and complicated than it really is. Have no fear. This took two weeks from start to finish (while working full-time).<\/strong> Here\u2019s what you\u2019ll need:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tools:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>*Table Saw \u2013 <em>for ripping to width and cutting the notches for the legs and leaves.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>*Radial Arm Saw \u2013 <em>for cutting to length (or, if you plan well, you can get the fellas at<\/em><em> Lowes or Home Depot to cut your pieces to length and forgo the radial arm saw).<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Chisel \u2013 <em>for chipping out the notches. A flathead screwdriver would also work.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Hand-held Belt Sander \u2013 <em>you\u2019ll end up using this all over the place.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Drill\/Rechargeable Screwdriver <em>\u2013 I used my heavy drill for drilling holes and a<\/em><em> rechargeable screwdriver to drive screws.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Pocket-Hole Jig \u2013 <em>this is indispensable. Nearly every joint on this table uses pocket<\/em><em> holes. <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>*You may be able to use a circular saw instead. I don\u2019t have any experience working with these though.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Misc:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Stuff to &#8216;distress&#8217; the table&#8211;we used chains, hammers, screws, sparklers, matches\u2013anything that can leave a mark.<\/li>\n<li>Stain, brushes, and paint thinner&#8211;we used Rustoleum Ultimate Wood Stain, Dark Walnut. But we did it wrong. More on that later\u2026<\/li>\n<li>Polyurethane (to protect your finish).<\/li>\n<li>Black Spray Paint for the lag screws and washers.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Lumber: <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We used <strong>cheap<\/strong> construction grade (douglas fir) lumber. Your amounts may differ, but keep in mind these usually come in lengths starting at 8&#8242;:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>4&#8243;x4&#8243;x8&#8217;s \u2013 3<\/li>\n<li>2&#8243;x8&#8243;x8&#8217;s \u2013 3<\/li>\n<li>2&#8243;x12&#8243;x12&#8217;s \u2013 2<\/li>\n<li>2&#8243;x4&#8243;x8&#8217;s \u2013 4<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Hardware:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>3\/8&#8243; x 6&#8243; Lag Screws (spray-painted black) \u2013 8<\/li>\n<li>3\/8&#8243; x 3&#8243; Lag Screws (spray-painted black) \u2013 8<\/li>\n<li>3\/8&#8243; Washers (spray-painted black) \u2013 16<\/li>\n<li>2 \u00bd&#8221; Pocket-Hole Screws \u2013 approx 100<\/li>\n<li>1 \u00bd&#8221; Pocket-Hole Screws \u2013 approx 100<\/li>\n<li>Brackets \u2013 10<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3><strong>Draw Up Your Plans<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>The first step is to draw up your plans. I should mention that lumber sizes are a lie. They\u2019re typically about \u00bd&#8221; less in every dimension than what they\u2019re called, so a 2&#8243;x4&#8243;x8&#8242; is actually 1 \u00bd&#8221; x 3 \u00bd&#8221; x 8\u2019 11 \u00bd\u201d.&nbsp; Remember this when you\u2019re drawing up your plans.<\/p>\n<p>Drawing plans is a good way to make sure you understand everything you\u2019re getting into. Draw them from every conceivable angle and think through how you\u2019re going to make each cut and joint.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20844\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20844\" class=\"wp-image-20844 size-full\" title=\"100_3018\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3018.jpg\" alt=\"Drawing table measurements on grid paper.\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20844\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Top<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_20846\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20846\" class=\"wp-image-20846 size-full\" title=\"100_3019\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3019.jpg\" alt=\"Drawing for top and bottom view of table on grid paper.\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20846\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">End view and top view of the rail-to-leg butt joint. Don\u2019t giggle. That\u2019s what it\u2019s called.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong><em>A Few Things to Keep in Mind:<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Allow about 23&#8243;-30&#8243; in width per place setting.<\/li>\n<li>Allow 12&#8243; depth for each place setting, plus 6&#8243;-20&#8243; for the center of the table.<\/li>\n<li>Keep your dining room\u2019s size in mind&#8211;you need at least 32&#8243; between the back of each chair and the nearest wall or piece of furniture.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div id=\"attachment_20847\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20847\" class=\"wp-image-20847 size-full\" title=\"100_3020\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3020.jpg\" alt=\"Drawing for the base of the table on grid paper. \" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20847\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Side view<\/p><\/div>\n<h3><strong>Get Your Lumber<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Now that you\u2019ve got your plans worked out, you need to determine how much lumber you need and go pick it up. You do have a pickup, right? RIGHT? Check every board for bows by looking down the length of it. Bowed wood is going to give you a lot of trouble, so get the straightest boards you can find.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20849\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20849\" class=\"wp-image-20849 size-full\" title=\"100_3022\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3022.jpg\" alt=\"Wood lumber pieces placed in back of toyota car. \" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20849\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It seems like a lot of wood, but all of the lumber needed for our table was less than $100.<\/p><\/div>\n<h3><strong>Cut Your Wood<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Your next step is to either get the guys at the hardware store to cut your wood for you, or do it yourself. Mark your lengths and go to town!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20850\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20850\" class=\"wp-image-20850 size-full\" title=\"100_3023\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3023.jpg\" alt=\"Cutting off the lumber with wood cutting machines.\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20850\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ready to attack a 2&#215;12 with the radial arm saw.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Be sure to label each piece as you go so you don\u2019t get confused later.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s an old woodworking adage I enjoy ignoring: \u201cmeasure twice, cut once.\u201d Honestly, I measure nonce and cut thrice. I often eyeball it. I use pieces I\u2019ve already cut to measure what I need to cut. It\u2019s not a great habit, but I prefer it to measuring <em>everything. <\/em>And the results <em>usually <\/em>aren\u2019t that different. At least that\u2019s what I tell myself. I ended up having to sand down the ends of the 2&#215;12\u2019s running the length of the table (where they meet the aprons) because they weren\u2019t exactly the same length.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20851\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20851\" class=\"wp-image-20851 size-full\" title=\"100_3028\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3028.jpg\" alt=\"Measured pieces of lumber placed on floor.\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20851\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pieces cut to length. From bottom to top this is aprons\/leaves, tabletop length pieces, legs\/crossbeams and rails.<\/p><\/div>\n<h3><strong>Design the Table Top<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Now that you\u2019ve cut everything to length, it\u2019s time to decide how you want to arrange the pieces for the top. Lay out the pieces and figure out which arrangement you like. Then flip it all over, so you\u2019re looking at the exact bottom of your soon-to-be top.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20853\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20853\" class=\"wp-image-20853 size-full\" title=\"100_3043\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_30431.jpg\" alt=\"Joining the pieces of wood lumber.\" width=\"500\" height=\"444\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20853\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Deciding on the arrangement.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Do this on a FLAT SURFACE&#8211;your tabletop will only be as flat as the surface you do this on. Drill your pocket holes and drive the screws in to secure all the pieces together. I recommend clamping it all together while you do this. Repeat the process with the pieces for your leaves.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20855\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20855\" class=\"wp-image-20855 size-full\" title=\"100_3048\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3048.jpg\" alt=\"Drilling pocket holes in the boards for joints.\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20855\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pocket-holes drilled. Use the 2 \u00bd&#8221; pocket-hole screws for every joint.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Guess what? Your top is almost done. You might want to use a belt sander to get rid of any horrible incongruities or lumber print marks. Remember that rough spots, knots, etc. are going to look awesome with some stain&#8211;so don\u2019t worry about sanding those out; however, you want the natural curves on the side of your table to extend along the aprons.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Build the Frame<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Now let\u2019s focus on the frame. Start by marking the notches for the legs. These should be just a tad bigger than your crossbeams. I put mine 3 \u00bd&#8221; above the ground, to match the thickness of the crossbeam.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20932\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20932\" class=\"wp-image-20932 size-full\" title=\"100_3032\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3032.jpg\" alt=\"Thick lumber for the base frame of table.\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20932\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This is just illustrating where you\u2019d mark the wood. You\u2019d rotate it once (\u201cx\u201d facing down) before cutting. Make sure your miter gauge is sturdy enough.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Once you have each piece marked, it\u2019s time to start cutting. Basically what you want to do is raise your table saw\u2019s blade to a little less tall than half the thickness of the leg (about 1 5\/8&#8242;). This will let the wood over-reach the wood it\u2019s joined to by about \u00bc&#8221; on every side, giving you a nice, rustic look.<\/p>\n<p>Set the rip fence to keep you from going too far up the leg. Cut one slice through at either end of the notch. Then cut out pieces every \u00bc&#8221; or so between those cuts. It\u2019s not as complicated as it sounds&#8211;I promise. Look:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20933\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20933\" class=\"wp-image-20933 size-full\" title=\"100_3035\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3035.jpg\" alt=\"Mark and trim out the lumber lines with the table saw.\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20933\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Slices trimmed out with the table saw. From here, you stick the chisel in and pull back. The chips pop right out. It\u2019s a great feeling!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Repeat this on each of your legs and then use your chisel to knock out the slices. You\u2019ll have rough notches at this point. Take each piece back to the saw and run it back and forth and left to right over the running blade (CAREFULLY!) to smooth out the notch.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20934\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20934\" class=\"wp-image-20934 size-full\" title=\"100_3037\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3037.jpg\" alt=\"Removing the roughness from the notches using wood screw.\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20934\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">See the roughness in the notches? That\u2019s what you\u2019ll eliminate using the table saw.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Repeat the same process with the crossbeams&#8211;notch out the ends and the space for the footrest that goes across the middle.<\/p>\n<p>Test-fit your crossbeams to the legs. Everything look okay? Good.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20935\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20935\" class=\"wp-image-20935 size-full\" title=\"100_3038\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3038.jpg\" alt=\"Joining the four legs of the lumber pieces.\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20935\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dry fit test. Nothing is screwed or glued together here&#8211;just sitting in their notches.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Now use a 3\/8&#8243; drill bit to drill some pilot holes through your crossbeams into the legs.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20936\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20936\" class=\"wp-image-20936 size-full\" title=\"100_3146\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3146.jpg\" alt=\"Selecting the measured nails for table drilling.\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20936\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Use a little masking tape to mark the bit so you don\u2019t go too deep!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Once you get all the pilot holes drilled, go ahead and ratchet in your lag screws (be careful if you use a drill to screw these in&#8211;they\u2019re STRONG and the drill will try to break your wrist).<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20937\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20937\" class=\"wp-image-20937 size-full\" title=\"100_3142\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3142.jpg\" alt=\"Fitting the screws at the joints of table.\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20937\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Look at that! You got nice legs!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Now you\u2019re going to sort-of repeat this process to cut some notches in the top rails for your leaves to slide into. Mark the thickness of your 2&#215;2 rails (just a 2&#215;4 cut in half lengthwise) however far in from the edges you want them, and use the same process as before to cut out the notches.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20938\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20938\" class=\"wp-image-20938 size-full\" title=\"100_3151\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3151.jpg\" alt=\"Removing the roughness on lumber.\" width=\"500\" height=\"254\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20938\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Notches cut in the top end-rails for the leaves to slide into.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Use pocket-hole screws to attach these to your legs. Go ahead and screw on your 2&#215;4 footrest as well.<\/p>\n<p>Now it\u2019s time for one of the trickiest parts&#8211;attaching the side rails to the legs. I did this part on top of the tabletop, because it was the flattest surface I could find. We got the rail perfectly straight and I had my wife stand on it to keep it steady as I drilled the pilot hole through the leg and into the rail. Then we screwed in the 6&#8243; lag screws. And I just about broke my arm trying to use a power drill with a socket to do this.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20939\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20939\" class=\"wp-image-20939 size-full\" title=\"100_3148\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3148.jpg\" alt=\"Girl standing at the tabletop.\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20939\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Here you can see my wife&#8217;s nice legs, the table&#8217;s nice legs, one connected rail (top right) and one yet to be connected (bottom right). The frame is upside down.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_20940\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20940\" class=\"wp-image-20940 size-full\" title=\"100_3150\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3150.jpg\" alt=\"The bottom view of the homemade table. \" width=\"500\" height=\"667\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20940\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Now the frame is right-side up, sitting on the tabletop.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Now you have a complete top, leaves, and frame. You\u2019re almost there!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20941\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20941\" class=\"wp-image-20941 size-full\" title=\"100_3153\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3153.jpg\" alt=\"Marking the lines for square and straight of frame.\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20941\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">One of the leaves \u2013 use a square to make sure they\u2019re straight.<\/p><\/div>\n<h3><strong>Distress, Stain, and Finish the Table<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>It\u2019s gotten too tricky lately, so I think it\u2019s time for some catharsis. Let\u2019s beat the crap out of this tabletop. Smack it with chains. Hit it with a pipe wrench. Drop saw blades on it. Burn it with sparklers. Just generally abuse it. Don\u2019t worry&#8211;it\u2019ll look great.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20942\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20942\" class=\"wp-image-20942 size-full\" title=\"100_3161\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3161.jpg\" alt=\"Tools of distress-ion on the table.\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20942\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tools of distress-ion.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_20943\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20943\" class=\"wp-image-20943 size-full\" title=\"100_3174\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3174.jpg\" alt=\"Signature on the table.\" width=\"500\" height=\"308\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20943\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You also need to leave another mark on this&#8211;your own signature. We used a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.artofmanliness.com\/skills\/manly-know-how\/how-to-solder\/\">soldering<\/a> iron to do a very amateur and very permanent woodburn with our names and date.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Okay, let\u2019s stain this beast. I should explain that we used Rustoleum\u2019s Dark Walnut Ultimate Wood Stain, but we did it wrong. We failed to mix it well before applying it, resulting in a color we really liked&#8211;but not the color this stain is designed to create. When we came back to do a second coat, we stirred it well, resulting in a coat that looked like purple paint. I had to sand it off and start over. So, don\u2019t follow my lead here&#8211;follow the can\u2019s directions and TEST before staining all of your new masterpiece!<\/p>\n<p>We did two coats, but that\u2019s optional. What\u2019s not optional is a protective finish. Polyurethane does the trick just fine!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20944\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20944\" class=\"wp-image-20944 size-full\" title=\"100_3184\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3184.jpg\" alt=\"Coat of stain on the table.\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20944\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">First coat of stain. Don\u2019t judge my garage\u2019s cleanliness.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Your monster of a table is going to be HEAVY, so I strongly recommend moving it to its final destination in two pieces&#8211;lay a blanket down in your dining room, put the top on it upside down, then the frame upside down on top of that. Attach a couple 2&#215;4 supports across the frame for good measure, then begin the frustrating process of centering the frame on the top. Once you have the top centered, attach your brackets&#8211;I did two on each end and three on each side.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_20945\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20945\" class=\"wp-image-20945 size-full\" title=\"100_3191\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2011\/10\/100_3191.jpg\" alt=\"Man attaching brackets for screws on the table. \" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><p id=\"caption-attachment-20945\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Attaching brackets with 1 \u00bc&#8221; pocket-hole screws.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>You got that done? Guess what? You have a brand-new, homemade, beast of a man table. Your only problem is its upside down. Flip that puppy over, find some chairs, let your wife put some girly decorative stuff on it, and get ready to be the next to host Thanksgiving!<\/p>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"100_3207\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/\/2011\/10\/100_3207.jpg\" alt=\"Homemade lumber table with four chairs.\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\"\/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Editor&#8217;s note: This is a guest post from Tuck Oden. If you\u2019re like me, every time you wander through a big-box furniture store, you feel a little insulted. Here you are, a man, staring at relatively simple furniture, being asked to lay down large sums of money for a bookshelf, dining set, or desk. 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