{"id":130299,"date":"2020-11-07T13:19:09","date_gmt":"2020-11-07T19:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.artofmanliness.com\/?p=130299"},"modified":"2021-06-04T16:56:48","modified_gmt":"2021-06-04T21:56:48","slug":"30-thanksgiving-jokes-for-all-ages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/leisure\/games-tricks\/30-thanksgiving-jokes-for-all-ages\/","title":{"rendered":"30+ Thanksgiving Jokes for All Ages"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Thanksgiving is a time to congregate round hearth and home to reconnect with friends and family over heaping plates of food. Should the communal conversation ever threaten to work against this affectionate bonding and turn too tense, lighten the mood by injecting some Thanksgiving-themed humor. Below you\u2019ll find a cornucopia of can\u2019t-miss jokes that will be enjoyed by folks of all ages and invite some laughter into your feast.<\/p>\n


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“What do you call a running turkey?”<\/div>\n
Fast food!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why did the turkey cross the road?”<\/div>\n
Because it was Thanksgiving, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Which animal has the worst manners at the dinner table?”<\/div>\n
The turkey \u2014 it just gobbles everything up!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Which part of the turkey do drummers prefer?”<\/div>\n
The drumstick, or course!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What kind of key has legs and can\u2019t even open doors?”<\/div>\n
A tur-key!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?”<\/div>\n
There was fowl play!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What do you call a live turkey the day after Thanksgiving?”<\/div>\n
Lucky!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?”<\/div>\n
Quack, quack!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Knock, knock
\nWho\u2019s there?
\nNorma Lee
\nNorma Lee who?
\nNorma Lee I don\u2019t eat this much!”<\/div>\n
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“If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?”<\/div>\n
Pilgrims!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What is a pilgrim\u2019s favorite type of music?”<\/div>\n
Plymouth rock!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why couldn\u2019t the Thanksgiving band perform?”<\/div>\n
Someone ate the drumsticks!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What was served for Thanksgiving dinner after grandma sat on the food?”<\/div>\n
Squash!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What\u2019s the best thing to put into a pecan pie?”<\/div>\n
Your teeth!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What type of glass does a turkey drink from?”<\/div>\n
A goblet!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What did the turkey say to the computer?”<\/div>\n
Google, google!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What\u2019s the main ingredient in Thanksgiving bread?”<\/div>\n
May-flour!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Who helps little pumpkins cross the road safely?”<\/div>\n
The crossing gourd!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What\u2019s the ratio of a pumpkin\u2019s circumference to its diameter?”<\/div>\n
Pumpkin pi!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What happened when the turkey got into a fight?”<\/div>\n
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Where\u2019s the only place that Christmas comes before Thanksgiving?”<\/div>\n
In the dictionary!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why did the mashed potatoes turn red?”<\/div>\n
They saw the turkey dressing!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?”<\/div>\n
Your nose!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why did the farmer steamroll his potato field on Thanksgiving?”<\/div>\n
He wanted mashed potatoes!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What is a turkey\u2019s favorite dessert?”<\/div>\n
Peach gobbler!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“When would you serve tofu turkey?”<\/div>\n
Pranksgiving!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What\u2019s the best way to stuff a turkey?”<\/div>\n
Give him a lot of pizza and ice cream!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What\u2019s a pumpkin\u2019s favorite sport?”<\/div>\n
Squash!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What\u2019s a turkey\u2019s favorite weather?”<\/div>\n
Fowl!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What\u2019s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?”<\/div>\n
'All About That Baste!'<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so expensive?”<\/div>\n
It was roasted with 24 carrots.<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why couldn\u2019t the chef season the turkey?”<\/div>\n
There just wasn\u2019t any thyme!<\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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