{"id":129348,"date":"2020-10-09T15:17:38","date_gmt":"2020-10-09T20:17:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.artofmanliness.com\/?p=129348"},"modified":"2021-07-29T18:31:19","modified_gmt":"2021-07-29T23:31:19","slug":"the-50-best-jokes-for-little-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/leisure\/games-tricks\/the-50-best-jokes-for-little-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"The 50 Best Jokes for Little Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"

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While we\u2019ve compiled the best jokes for kids of all ages<\/a>, as well as the best riddles<\/a>, and even non-cheesy knock-knock jokes<\/a>, little kids \u2014 roughly between the ages of 3 and 7 \u2014 need a category all to themselves.<\/p>\n

Rather than require the grasp of nuance and sophisticated cultural know-how that jokes for older ages rely on, these jokes are based around kid-friendly references (to animals, body parts, food, etc.), puns, and sheer silliness. Children on the upper end of the 3-7 age range will likely understand the set-up and derive humor from the actual punchline; with those on the lower end, you\u2019re going almost entirely for funny delivery, which includes goofy noises and laughing hard at yourself, which often gets them to laugh too.<\/p>\n

Some of these you\u2019ve surely heard before \u2014 when you were a kid! \u2014 while others are new to the cultural coffers, and quite funny. Share them far and wide, and encourage your kids to then come up with jokes of their own!<\/p>\n

The 50 Best Jokes for Little Kids<\/h3>\n

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“Why do fish live in saltwater?”<\/div>\n
Because pepper makes them sneeze!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why are giraffes\u2019 necks so long?”<\/div>\n
Because they have really smelly feet!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?”<\/div>\n
A dino-snore!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What do you call a dancing cow?”<\/div>\n
A milkshake!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What do you call a fish with no eyes?”<\/div>\n
Fsh!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why didn\u2019t the teddy bear want dessert?”<\/div>\n
Because he was so stuffed already!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What has two legs but can\u2019t walk?”<\/div>\n
A pair of pants!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Who can jump higher than a skyscraper?”<\/div>\n
Anyone! Skyscrapers can\u2019t jump.<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What did the little corn say to the mama corn?”<\/div>\n
Where is pop corn?<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why did Mom throw the butter out the window?”<\/div>\n
She wanted to see a butterfly!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why do gorillas have big nostrils?”<\/div>\n
Because they have such big fingers to pick with!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“How do you get a squirrel to like you?”<\/div>\n
Act like a nut!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What did the big flower say to the little flower?”<\/div>\n
Hey, bud!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Where do cows go on Friday nights?”<\/div>\n
To the moo-vies!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What does the ocean do when it sees its friends?”<\/div>\n
It waves!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What do elves learn in school?”<\/div>\n
The elf-abet!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why is 6 afraid of 7?”<\/div>\n
Because 7 ate 9!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What do you call a snowman in the summer?”<\/div>\n
A puddle!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What animal cheats at games?”<\/div>\n
A cheetah!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What is a tree\u2019s favorite drink?”<\/div>\n
Root beer!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What do porcupines say when they kiss?”<\/div>\n
Ouch!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why can\u2019t Elsa have a balloon?”<\/div>\n
She\u2019ll 'Let It Goooo!'<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What do you call a dog that goes to the beach in the summer?”<\/div>\n
A hot dog!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What did the volcano say to his wife?”<\/div>\n
I lava you so much!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What do you call cheese that\u2019s not yours?”<\/div>\n
Nacho cheese!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What\u2019s brown and sticky?”<\/div>\n
A stick!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Do you have holes in your underwear?”<\/div>\n
No? Well how do you put your legs through it?!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What time would it be if a dinosaur showed up at your school?”<\/div>\n
Time to run!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What did one wall say to the other wall?”<\/div>\n
See you at the corner!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“How do you make a tissue dance?”<\/div>\n
Put a little boogie in it!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What do you call a pig that knows karate?”<\/div>\n
A pork chop!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What do you call the horse that lives next door?”<\/div>\n
Your neighhh-bor.<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Which building has the most stories?”<\/div>\n
The library!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?”<\/div>\n
Sneakers!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What kind of games do you play when you can\u2019t play video games?”<\/div>\n
Bored games!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why was the weightlifter upset?”<\/div>\n
He was using dumbbells!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What has four wheels and flies?”<\/div>\n
A garbage truck!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What should you do if someone rolls their eyes at you?”<\/div>\n
Roll 'em back!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What is a snake\u2019s favorite subject in school?”<\/div>\n
Hiss-tory!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Where do you learn how to make ice cream?”<\/div>\n
Sundae school!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What do you call a cow with no legs?”<\/div>\n
Ground beef!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?”<\/div>\n
Because they\u2019re really good at it!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What do you call a fly with no wings?”<\/div>\n
A walk!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why did the barber win the race?”<\/div>\n
He knew a short cut!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What\u2019s the best thing to put into a pie?”<\/div>\n
Your teeth!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What do you get when you put cheese next to ducks?”<\/div>\n
Cheese and quackers!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?”<\/div>\n
This tastes funny!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why did the girl put peanut butter on the road?”<\/div>\n
To go with the traffic jam!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?”<\/div>\n
To find Pluto!<\/div>\n <\/div>
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“What does a storm cloud wear under his clothes?”<\/div>\n
Thunderwear!<\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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