{"id":112767,"date":"2023-01-25T10:45:56","date_gmt":"2023-01-25T16:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.artofmanliness.com\/?p=112767"},"modified":"2023-01-25T13:47:45","modified_gmt":"2023-01-25T19:47:45","slug":"best-knock-knock-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beta.artofmanliness.com\/leisure\/games-tricks\/best-knock-knock-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Not (That) Lame Knock-Knock Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-112821 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Best-Knock-Knock-Jokes-1.jpg\" alt=\"Poster of Best Knock-Knock jokes. \" width=\"1200\" height=\"670\" srcset=\"https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Best-Knock-Knock-Jokes-1.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Best-Knock-Knock-Jokes-1-768x429.jpg 768w, https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Best-Knock-Knock-Jokes-1-320x179.jpg 320w, https:\/\/content.artofmanliness.com\/uploads\/2020\/05\/Best-Knock-Knock-Jokes-1-640x357.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><i>Knock, knock.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Who\u2019s there?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Dwayne.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Dwayne, who?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Dwayne the bathtub! I\u2019m dwowning!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Knock jokes as we know them today emerged around 1936, and soon became a veritable craze: they were shared on the radio, printed in newspapers, used by businesses in ads, and incorporated into songs. Knock-knock joke contests were staged, and a few knock-knock joke clubs were even formed.<\/p>\n<p>But as quickly as this genre of humor rose to prominence, it was just as quickly, well, knocked by critics who found the setup hokey and tiresome. In 1936, writer Haywood Bale Broun made his distaste for the trend clear with his caustic twist on the form:<\/p>\n<p><em>Knock-knock.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Who&#8217;s there?&nbsp;<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\n<em>A gang of vigilantes armed with machine guns, leather straps and brass knuckles to thump the breath out of anybody who persists in playing this blame fool knock-knock game.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Knock-knock jokes remain divisive to this day. They tend to elicit eye-rolls from adults, but much laughter from children, who not only like to hear them, but enjoy telling them to others &#8212; especially their joke-weary parents.<\/p>\n<p>The reason kids appreciate knock-knock jokes is understandable: they\u2019ve got a structure that\u2019s easy to remember and deliver, and the punchline incorporates the kind of non-sophisticated wordplay and puns that kids readily get.<\/p>\n<p>The reason adults don\u2019t appreciate knock-knock jokes is equally understandable. The punchline is corny, and they already know it\u2019s coming &#8212; having heard the same setups since their own childhood (\u201cInterrupting cow!\u201d).<\/p>\n<p>For parents who want to encourage their children&#8217;s budding senses of humor, while not having to force a weary smile at knock-knock jokes they\u2019ve heard a hundred times before, the thing to do is introduce some fresher takes into the family. Below we offer 20 knock-knock jokes that aren\u2019t (completely) lame. Some of them actually made me laugh out loud (especially the ones which involve poo; my own sense of humor may not have evolved too far past age eight). Some are simpler, while others are actually kind of sophisticated and high-brow with their punning, and better for older kids, and fellow adults who you want to make simultaneously guffaw and roll their eyes.<\/p>\n<p>When you&#8217;re done, make sure to check out our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.artofmanliness.com\/articles\/the-54-best-jokes-for-kids-of-all-ages\/\">best jokes for kids<\/a> and best <a href=\"https:\/\/www.artofmanliness.com\/articles\/the-50-best-jokes-for-little-kids\/\">jokes for little kids<\/a>!<\/p>\n<div class=\"aom-quotes\"><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote \">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nOwls say<br \/>\nOwls say who?<br \/>\nYes. Yes, they do.&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown aom-quote-brown-mobile\">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nCabbage<br \/>\nCabbage who?<br \/>\nYou expect a cabbage to have a last name?&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown\">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nIda<br \/>\nIda who?<br \/>\nSurely, it\u2019s pronounced Idaho?&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown-mobile\">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nA little old lady<br \/>\nA little old lady who?<br \/>\nWow, I didn\u2019t know you could yodel!&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote \">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nTo<br \/>\nTo who?<br \/>\nNo, it\u2019s to <em>whom<\/em>.&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown aom-quote-brown-mobile\">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nSpell<br \/>\nSpell who?<br \/>\nW-H-O.&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown\">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nSmellmop<br \/>\nSmellmop who?<br \/>\nGross! No thanks!&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown-mobile\">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nI am<br \/>\nI am who?<br \/>\nAre you having an identity crisis?&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote \">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nCash<br \/>\nCash who?<br \/>\nNo thanks, but I\u2019d love some peanuts.&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown aom-quote-brown-mobile\">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nAmish<br \/>\nAmish who?<br \/>\nReally, you\u2019re a shoe? Uh, okay.&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown\">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nYa<br \/>\nYa who?<br \/>\nNo thanks, I use Google.&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown-mobile\">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nBilly Bob Joe Penny<br \/>\nBilly Bob Joe Penny who?<br \/>\nReally? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote \">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nEurope<br \/>\nEurope who?<br \/>\nNo, you\u2019re a poo!&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown aom-quote-brown-mobile\">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nHatch<br \/>\nHatch who?<br \/>\nGod bless you!&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown\">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nHike<br \/>\nHike who?<br \/>\nI didn\u2019t know you liked Japanese poetry!&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown-mobile\">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nTank<br \/>\nTank who?<br \/>\nYou\u2019re welcome.&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote \">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nSays<br \/>\nSays who?<br \/>\nSays me, that\u2019s who!&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown aom-quote-brown-mobile\">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nCow says<br \/>\nCow says who?<br \/>\nNo, cow says, 'Mooooooo!'&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown\">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock.<br \/>\nWho's there?<br \/>\nFBI.<br \/>\nFB...<br \/>\nWe're asking the questions here!&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\">Forceful, interrupting delivery is key here<\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown-mobile\">\n        <svg 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0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock.<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nI need a puh.<br \/>\nI need a puh- who?<br \/>\nGo find a toilet then!&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote aom-quote-brown aom-quote-brown-mobile\">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 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why I knocked!&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><br \/>\n<div class=\"aom-quote \">\n        <svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"39\" height=\"24\" viewBox=\"0 0 39 24\">\n            <path fill=\"#CF4F00\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M1.629 23.3c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.9-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c.6 0 1.05.183 1.35.55.3.367.383.85.25 1.45l-4 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.2zm19.2 0c-.667 0-1.134-.2-1.4-.6-.267-.4-.3-.9-.1-1.5l6.8-19.7c.333-1 1-1.5 2-1.5h9.1c1.266 0 1.8.667 1.6 2l-3.8 19.7c-.2 1.067-.834 1.6-1.9 1.6h-12.3z\" opacity=\".1\"\/>\n        <\/svg>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-text\">&ldquo;Knock, knock.<br \/>\nWho\u2019s there?<br \/>\nStopwatch.<br \/>\nStopwatch who?<br \/>\nStopwatch you\u2019re doing and let me in!&rdquo;<\/div>\n        <div class=\"aom-quote-title\"><\/div>\n    <\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knock, knock. Who\u2019s there? Dwayne. Dwayne, who? Dwayne the bathtub! I\u2019m dwowning! Knock jokes as we know them today emerged around 1936, and soon became a veritable craze: they were shared on the radio, printed in newspapers, used by businesses in ads, and incorporated into songs. 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